5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (March 8)

1. Oh Jesus Christ Man F*CK OFF

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The gross-out spot is now the in-thing in Independent wrestling; those not likely to sign for a major any time soon are now locked in a race for fleeting—floating— Twitter GIF fame. Tampons! Vomit!

And now, naturally, inevitably, faeces!

On this evidence, Andy Warhol was off on his famous estimation by 14 minutes and 45 seconds.

On a show promoted by the ironically-named Prestige Wrestling, a “Zicky Dice” squatted by the ropes, strained, grunted, and produced a suspiciously perfectly-formed turd from his trunks, which he then threatened to shove in the mouth of a “Leva Bates”.

She reversed the…move—if we can call the Saxtonation a wrestling move, we can certainly call “putting a piece of sh*t in somebody’s mouth” a wrestling move, too—only for Zicky to kick her in the crotch and force-feed it into her mouth with his.

If it’s a game of “How do we piss off Jim Cornette for a retweet?” these folk are playing, just send him a clip of Vince Russo’s WCW booking. It still stinks of sh*t, but you don’t have to pretend to eat it for 57 likes.

What next?

We are now weeks away, surely, from some nobody j*zzing in another nobody’s face.

Cornette will live to regret his “Slicker than c*m on a gold tooth” line…

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Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and current Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!