5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (March 8)
1. Oh Jesus Christ Man F*CK OFF
The gross-out spot is now the in-thing in Independent wrestling; those not likely to sign for a major any time soon are now locked in a race for fleeting—floating— Twitter GIF fame. Tampons! Vomit!
And now, naturally, inevitably, faeces!
On this evidence, Andy Warhol was off on his famous estimation by 14 minutes and 45 seconds.
On a show promoted by the ironically-named Prestige Wrestling, a “Zicky Dice” squatted by the ropes, strained, grunted, and produced a suspiciously perfectly-formed turd from his trunks, which he then threatened to shove in the mouth of a “Leva Bates”.
She reversed the…move—if we can call the Saxtonation a wrestling move, we can certainly call “putting a piece of sh*t in somebody’s mouth” a wrestling move, too—only for Zicky to kick her in the crotch and force-feed it into her mouth with his.
If it’s a game of “How do we piss off Jim Cornette for a retweet?” these folk are playing, just send him a clip of Vince Russo’s WCW booking. It still stinks of sh*t, but you don’t have to pretend to eat it for 57 likes.
What next?
We are now weeks away, surely, from some nobody j*zzing in another nobody’s face.
Cornette will live to regret his “Slicker than c*m on a gold tooth” line…