5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Nov 2)
3. Stephanie McMahon’s Brain-Melting Bullsh*t, Part 3446
Stephanie McMahon, and this is insane enough in itself, didn’t cut a masturbatory in-ring promo at Evolution. Exercising rare restraint, she appeared only to put over Mae Young Classic winner Toni Storm and take part in the climactic curtain call. This would be commendable…
…had she not been on her bullsh*t throughout the preceding media blitz. She was at her worst on the Elvis Duran & The Morning Show.
“[At WrestleMania 32] Lita unveiled a new championship belt that was more akin to the men’s, but still very feminine, and announced that now our women would now be called Superstars, same as the men.”
In the United States, women won the right to vote in 1920.
In 1963, the U.S. federal government passed legislation making it illegal to pay men and women different wage rates for equal work.
That Stephanie McMahon is bragging about creating parity between men and women in 2016 is enough to fry your b*stard brain with medium-rare gall.
This article is entitled ‘5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now’. Stephanie McMahon, living in a bubble, and infuriatingly unable to grasp the real world outside of it, is not an insane thing. It is horrifyingly mundane. But this…Jesus Christ.
Stephanie also said that Sunday’s pay-per-view was “a true evolution in our business, and hopefully a change in the world.”
You are decades and decades behind the world.
For f*ck’s sake.