5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Sept 21)
1. ANOTHER Video Nasty
Click this link. Look at the name of the video.
"Braun Strowman finally gets his hands on Kevin Owens."
"Finally".
Let's recap the great journey that led us to this final destination.
Braun Strowman brushed off Kev's advances shortly after his pal Sami Zayn suffered an injury. He didn't need a tag team partner! Until he started feuding with Roman Reigns. Braun was irrationally annoyed by this, and thus embarked on a campaign of terror and vehicular destruction. Ahead of Extreme Rules, Strowman got his hands on Owens by hauling him off the entrance ramp in a portable toilet. At Extreme Rules itself, Strowman got his hands on Owens by sending him off the top of a cage and through a table. At SummerSlam, Strowman got his hands on Owens and squashed him in about a minute.
So yes, Braun Strowman has already got his hands on Kevin Owens. He spent less time in the summer with his hands off him. He was more handsy than the collected BritWres scene.
Kevin Owens, because he puts far, far too much effort into this b*llocks, did protest in the Mixed Match Challenge itself that he "helped him beat up the Shield!" - but all this accomplished was making a(n even bigger) farce of Monday Night RAW. This is the brain-scrambling byproduct of content overdrive: very little of anything on WWE programming makes sense, and the sh*t that does make sense is either repeated ad nauseam or retconned.
Enjoy the hot air in its true home of a vacuum. For your health!