5 Ups & 8 Downs From WWE Raw (March 1)

5. More Orton, Bliss Foolishness

Randy Orton Alexa Bliss
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Can we please just move on from this Randy Orton/Alexa Bliss nonsense? It honestly feels like they’re just trying to stretch it out a couple of more weeks until The Fiend can return.

On Monday, we had to re-watch (actually, watch Orton re-watch) Orton spitting up black goo last week, and then see Bliss show up on the TV screen chanting “Bring it back” before “Randy Orton” unmasked on TV and told the real Randy that he would come face to face with everything he’s ever done.

Oooookay…

Which writer has been forced to watch low-budget, bad horror movies, throw all the ideas into a blender and hit frappe? Because that’s what we’re getting here.

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Scott is a former journalist and longtime wrestling fan who was smart enough to abandon WCW during the Monday Night Wars the same time as the Radicalz. He fondly remembers watching WrestleMania III, IV, V and VI and Saturday Night's Main Event, came back to wrestling during the Attitude Era, and has been a consumer of sports entertainment since then. He's written for WhatCulture for more than a decade, establishing the Ups and Downs articles for WWE Raw and WWE PPVs/PLEs and composing pieces on a variety of topics.