At Extreme Rules, Bray Wyatt got his rematch against John Cena inside of a steel cage! With Cena winning the first round of their feud at WrestleMania, many hoped that Wyatt would win round two. Technically, he did come out on top, but only because the large obstacle of a small child stood in Cenas way. Throughout the entire match, Cena was easily beating Wyatt. Not only did he manhandle the eater of worlds, but every time his henchmen tried to interfere they were fended off as well. Mercifully it was time to end things as Cena walked out of the cage, and then the lights went off! Who was it? The Undertaker? Sabu? Chris Masters? Any of those choices, or anyone on the entire roster would have been better than what we got. Yes, Bray Wyatt only won a cage match because Cena was so scared of a 10-year-old boy standing in his way. WWE gave him an unusually deep voice by messing with the microphone, but it wasnt creepy, it was just stupid.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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