6 "Greatest" Moments From WCW's Hogan vs Warrior Feud

2. Hogan vs Warrior - FLAME ON! Oh..Wait...Er..Uh...AHFLAME! CRAP!

8 years prior to this, Hulk Hogan & The Ultimate Warrior had one of the better WM main events of all time, which was also the culmination of a pitch perfect example on how to create a new star. Now, let us fast forward 8 years where things are just as entertaining, but for all the wrong reasons. Warrior makes it to the ring, and is breathing so hard it looks like he ran to Halloween Havoc, which is something that actually wasn't hard to imagine. Him running down the freeway, holding a steering wheel with "I Don't Break For Hulksters!" bumper sticker on the back of his Warrior duster. We get a shot of a tasteful sign that says "Bischoff is...A] retarded B] broke C] a gimp D] All of the Above." Well, the sign gives away the answer, as D is circled heavily. Warrior's music was actually pretty bad-ass. One has to wonder if Mac got his fascination with dusters from Warrior. I'm inclined to believe that he did. Seriously, this match honest to God looks like two guys are out there having their first match ever, not two guys who have a combined almost 30 years of experience. One need only look to the log roll. For those who may have forgot, there's a moment where Warrior's offense is literally no more than him rolling at Hogan. Hulkster, wily veteran that he is, becomes frozen with fear and is taken down. This in no way can be considered one of the worst matches of all time, because it's damn entertaining. At least Hogan took full credit for the stupid fireball ordeal. Now they're going to cover Warrior in lighter fluid, as we're to REALLY believe that they're going to burn him alive in front of people. If I were Warrior, there's absolutely NO WAY I'd trust Hogan to NOT burn me alive. I'd be afraid after he dumped all the fluid on me that he'd wonder where the lighter was, so he could secure it, and then use the lighter in his hand to add extra light in aid of his search of the lighter that he's sure is around my body some where. Horace Hogan, who was last seen getting beat up by Hogan, of course turns on Warrior, taking him down with a chair shot that had the ferocity usually reserved for making the bed. It should also be noted that at one point, Warrior dispatched members of the nWo Hollywood team with punches so weak, he would have been better off sticking his arms out and spinning in a circle. The whole thing was absolutely ridiculous, as was the fact Warrior was now at a payscale of $500,000 per match.