7 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (August 25)

1. Marty Jannetty Wants To Bang His Daughter

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Marty Jannetty wants to bang his daughter. Is there anything else to add to that?

There is actually more to unpack here. Jannetty, as per his Facebook post, took a DNA test to confirm that the young woman he raised as his daughter was not his biological offspring. Did he take it for the express purpose of determining if he was legally permitted to have sex with her? That's the clear, grim implication: they both "held out of sex" because they were, you know, related. Now that it has been determined that they are not - biologically - he has asked for the moral opinion of his followers. Is it weird for him to bang the "F*CKIN HOTT" daughter he raised as his own? I mean, if you have to ask...

Jannetty, as per Mick Foley's autobiography Have A Nice Day, was a notorious ball-buster. This might be the work of a dark comic mind. Let's hope he isn't thinking about busting a different kind of nut.

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Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and current Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!