7 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Feb 24)
1. Brazzers Are Making A Montreal Screwjob Porn Parody
It was announced on Twitter by Romi Rain, who according to her profile is a pornographic actress but with me being married I of course wouldn't know, that Brazzers (again, flummoxed) are set to release a porn parody of the Montreal Screwjob - surely the only source material from which a filthy pun need not be spun.
With apologies to James Dixon and Justin Henry, it seems we will finally learn the definitive answer to the question "Who screwed Bret?" This being a famously accurate skin flick, it will invariably transpire that Vince did screw Bret - as did Shawn, Earl Hebner, Jim Cornette, Vince Russo, Gerald Brisco and approximately half of the WWF locker room at the time. Bret will in all likelihood screw Bret, too, confirming Kevin Nash's theory that the whole thing was an elaborate work.
In it, Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels will be played by two buxom vixens because of course they will. If it takes off - and that is fairly implausible, given that there likely isn't much of a crossover between basement-dwelling wrestling fans and porno enthusiasts - there is a veritable wealth of source material to exploit.
Kurt Angle's milk truck shenanigans, Brock Lesnar lasting just ninety seconds against Goldberg, the Katie Vick Red Shoe Diaries - the possibilities are endless. Ex-XPW promotor Rob Black might want to give that infamous Heidenreich/Michael Cole angle a wide berth, mind, unless he fancies another trip to the pen.