7 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (March 31)

2. Goldberg Is Turning Himself Heel Again

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Goldberg is fairly switched on.

He has carved out a lucrative career as a main event-level talent without taking anywhere near the number of bumps of his peers, and has enjoyed an Indian summer with his latest WWE run. And yet, comments made this week have depicted him as totally moronic.

He's played the game as well as anybody, but he has failed to grasp the slowly rising tide of resentment threatening to submerge him in Orlando. He appeared on the inaugural episode of Edge and Christian's podcast this week, on which he portrayed himself as a whining, entitled, tone deaf heel. Even though he has taken precisely two bumps since returning, the experience of winning (what is presented as) the top prize in the company after less than five minutes of wrestling has made him miserable. His body can't take the gym, apparently, but he presses on because he has an already very wealthy family to consider. The man was a football player. His body has suffered its fair share of wear and tear. But still - what?

How can he say that with a straight face, oblivious to the fact that the nostalgic feel good factor from Survivor Series has almost dissipated? His detachment from the pulse aside: Why is he intent on undermining his invincible persona?

Yes, the comments were made on a non-canon podcast - but it's the sort of podcast the hardcore fans in Orlando will seek out. He has since clarified the comments on his Twitter account, but he dug himself an even deeper grave. "I'M MISERABLE PHYSICALLY BECAUSE IT TAKES A MONUMENTAL EFFORT. I STRIVE TO BE THE BEST..... RESULTS ARE GREAT BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN THERE ARE NO BUMPS ALONG THE WAY."

No bumps.

No bumps.

No bumps.

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Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and current Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!