7 Things That Must Happen At WWE Night Of Champions

2. Sheamus Must Not Cash In His Money In The Bank Briefcase

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Oh Sheamus, how you confuse me. How can someone be so good but so darn boring at the same time? Whilst it isn't your fault that you have been shunted into yet another feud with Randy Orton, your blood rival with whom you must continue your best of 1838545 series, there's just something about you that really turns me off right now.

Despite this, I'm in favour of you holding the coveted Money in the Bank briefcase, I really am. You are a heel, a heel that could conceivably win the title without cashing in opportunistically. In a way, you are a fresh type of character to hold the case.

But still, everything about you is incredibly stale, so please, please don't cash in on Sunday. It's lose-lose, it really is. If Sting wins the strap and you cash in on him, we have months of Sting vs. Sheamus. If Rollins retains and you cash in, you've cashed in on the Authority's golden boy, and unless the end game is Triple H/Rollins this makes no sense.

Hold on to the case for a little longer, my Celtic brethren.

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Born in the middle of Wales in the middle of the 1980's, John can't quite remember when he started watching wrestling but he has a terrible feeling that Dino Bravo was involved. Now living in Prague, John spends most of his time trying to work out how Tomohiro Ishii still stands upright. His favourite wrestler of all time is Dean Malenko, but really it is Repo Man. He is the author of 'An Illustrated History of Slavic Misery', the best book about the Slavic people that you haven't yet read. You can get that and others from www.poshlostbooks.com.