7 Ups & 4 Downs From Impact Wrestling (Mar 24)

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4. Cancel The Deaners

Cancel Culture - the new group consisting of Rob Van Dam, Katie Forbes, and Joseph P. Ryan, the artist formerly known as Joey Ryan - have their sights set on The Deaners, seeing as Cody Deaner and Cousin Jake have 'toxic masculinity'. For their own safety, RVD and Forbes will be kept at a safe distance, either because of The Deaners' obsession with Forbes' body, or because of social distancing rules.

Perhaps the strangest part of the segment was how the video was produced. It started off all happy, then things took a grim turn, ala the critically-acclaimed British television show How Clean Is Your House? If Kim and Aggie want to have a word with Cody and Jake, then that would make the whole rivalry the best thing going in Impact right now. Until then, it's dismal to say the least.

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