7 Worst Wrestling Moments Of The Week (May 14)

by Andrew Soucek

1. Mojo And Children

The same company that produced the two excellent Roderick Strong videos also made this.

You really have to wonder what led to this situation. Why is Mojo Rawley babysitting a bunch of children backstage at SmackDown? What responsible parent would let their offspring hang out with him? The guy isn't even capable of being able to dress himself without putting on a dumb hat. If I had kids, I would let Doink watch after them before I’d let Mojo. Evil Doink. I'd put them in a House of Horrors for the night before letting them near him.

Anyway, the segment he was in was all kinds of annoying. If it wasn’t, it wouldn’t be a Mojo segment. He had his Andre the Giant trophy shipped overseas, which is an annoying thing to do and he sat them all down and told them about the man. Kids love learning! He then yelled “Boo!” at a kid, which is the lamest joke one can do, because it's not a joke, it's a noise, and then he laughed hysterically over his own cleverness. This child then spoke for us all when they kicked him. Mojo sold it like Nakamura kicked his leg. But really, the only thing left to say is "thanks kid. Now go get Gronk."

Time to kick out.

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