7 Wrestlers Who Hated Their Own Theme Songs

4. Cesaro

The Bar's current theme is a rather lazy amalgamation of the first few bars of Cesaro's song before Sheamus' tune takes over. It's called 'Hellfire', apparently. Cesaro certainly felt like he was in hell when he asked WWE's music grunts to come up with something James Bond-ish for him and they came back with 'Swiss Made'.

It's sorta' like James Bond, if the legendary English spy was whacked out on crack and decided to join Swedish metallers Meshuggah. The odd syncopation of the riffing between guitars, drums and a blaring siren make the sound oddly discordant, and Cesaro didn't like it at all.

During a 2016 chat with ESPN, he admitted that he had wished for a new song since the day WWE handed him this one. Ouch.

At least it's a slight improvement over the ill-fitting Swiss rap he used towards the start of his run. That, which just so happened to recycle Dean Malenko's old entrance music, was sheer crap, and it didn't exactly get fans on their feet. If nothing else, 'Swiss Made' is striking.

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