8 Horribly Outdated Wrestling Acts

4. Fandango

Fandango promo
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Do people still ballroom dance? And if they do, is that really enough to be angered by?

Just because Curtis Hussey is good in the role of Fandango doesn’t mean it’s a good gimmick. It’s likely that the idea for it came from a notebook that Vince McMahon lost in 1985 and just re-discovered a few years ago.

You have to feel for Hussey, as he is stuck in this role forever. He cannot escape it. While people like the aforementioned Shining Stars were repackaged from normal humans, to bullfighters, to people who like Puerto Rico, Fandango only gets different variations of his dancing gimmick.

Who could forget the time he tried Salsa dancing? Yeah, pretty much everyone.

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