8 Insane Storylines WWE Would Never Do (But Totally Should)
5. Cesaro's Secret Nazi Gold
The Problem: Antonio Cesaros moves in the ring speak volumes, but his whole personality can be summed up with Vaguely European. Fans can appreciate his in-ring expertise but don't have a strong idea of what makes Cesaro tick. Insane Storyline It would be killer to see someone like Dolph Ziggler reveal that Cesaro is not the sweet polyglot that he has made himself out to be. Cesaro's family in fact made all of their wealth during WWII when they hid Nazi gold in secret Swiss bank accounts. The Swiss Superman has lived his whole life off Nazi money and may also be a straight-up Nazi sympathizer. Shocked fans would see a new Cesaro aggressively defending his family's reputation on the mic and in the ring. He would ruthlessly try to shed the Nazi sympathizer label. Why They'd Never Do It: Since Diva and Rollins' girlfriend Zahra Schreiber was fired for posting instagram pictures of a My Little Pony in Hitler stache, WWE has strictly avoided any mention of Nazism. But, If Sgt. Slaughter can defend Saddam Hussein, would Cesaro's Nazi gold be so out of line?
