8 Insane Storylines WWE Would Never Do (But Totally Should)

4. Hulk's Redemption

The Problem: Oh brother, how do you top friction with co-workers, messy divorce, sex tape, and "Santa With Muscles"? Well, if you're Hulk Hogan, you say the n-word about a dozen times on tape and get wiped out of pro wrestling history in a flash. Unfortunately for WWE, they may have purged Hulk from the rolls, but many fans still hold out hope for his return. Insane Storyline: Bring out Hulk for an in-ring apology during an episode of Raw, which is interrupted by the entrance of a stoical Mark Henry, then slowly the New Day filters out, Booker T, and Darren Young. The men all join together in the ring in a vicious beat-down of Hogan. They make him bleed, they make him cry, he pleads for mercy, begs for their forgiveness until they eventually lift him to his feet and forgive him. Why They'd Never Do It: Since the DX/Nation of Domination blackface incident, they've mostly avoided making racism a driving force in matches. Then again, a Hulk redemption is not entirely unthinkable: if the company got really strapped for cash and needed to turn a quick buck, Hogan would undoubtedly get the call.