8 Match Star Ratings For WWE Elimination Chamber 2020
2. Braun Strowman Vs. Shinsuke Nakamura, Sami Zayn & Cesaro - Intercontinental Championship Match
A dumb, dumb, profligate dynamic, this was dragged through sheer force of will and commitment by Sami Zayn, on a quest to go viral, into acceptable and halfway entertaining territory.
He was excellent value, even in a miscast role. He pulled that role off, because he's such a polymath, which leads one to wonder why in the hell he is playing this role. He played the smug, slimy chickensh*t to perfection, using expert timing, punch-me-square-in-the-f*cking-face expressions and even brilliant sartorial choice to get himself over as an undeserving geek champion. Imagine the level of thought and what it went it to. This company does not deserve him.
He dispatched Shinsuke Nakamura to grind Braun Strowman down in what was an unremarkable heat segment made all the more uninteresting by how often we have seen it - it has been months - and even inspired sequences were undermined by that weird and damaging dynamic. Nakamura splatted Strowman's head into the ring post with his knee in a well-timed and vicious spot. This convincingly subdued Strowman in the context of this silly stipulation, but shouldn't three men taking it in turns to beat one man up subdue that one man without a scheme?
Zayn was funny when he over-celebrated because he's really good at this.
Star Rating: ★★½