8 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Feb 3)
6. John Cena Joins The Jobbed Out Champion Ranks
WWE Superstars must bloody dread capturing gold.
It invariably means that they are set to stare at the lights, for the company prefers to build up challengers by having them beat the champions on free television to create intrigue for their pay-per-view series. It's an approach that makes so little sense on so many levels - and is dafter still when you consider WWE has been doing it for years.
That logic is inscrutable, but hey, nobody really gives two sh*ts about the Intercontinental and United States belts, so nothing is spoiling. The real stars - you know, the ones who barely bother to turn up - are usually protected.
Except, on this week's edition of SmackDown Live, new WWE Heavyweight champ and revisionist history maker John Cena was cleanly pinned by Randy Orton in a tag team match also involving Luke Harper and Bray Wyatt. The three count followed just one RKO, even though Cena withstood eight Styles Clashes and eleven Phenomenal Forearms at Sunday's Royal Rumble.
If you squint, or are of a particularly generous disposition, you might credit the booking for acknowledging the rigours of the war Cena endured on Sunday - but the commentary booth didn't, and neither did Cena. He entered the match as if as fresh as a daisy, and simply lost with some degree of ease.