8 Things We Learned From WWE Chronicle: Paige

7. She Has A Symbolic Frankenstein's Monster Bust

Paige Vince McMahon
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The specifics of Paige's home furnishings don't exactly make for riveting takeaways - we're not Lloyd Grossman poking his nose through her keyhole - but her comments about one particular ornament were pretty intriguing.

Whilst embracing a life size sculpture of Frankenstein's Monster, Paige commented, "who needs a man when you have Frankie?" (frustratingly, making the same nominative mistake just about everybody makes).

"This is perfect boyfriend material," she continues. "Doesn't say anything, sits in the corner... dead."

Make of that what you will. The conclusion we draw is that she ought to read more Shelley, because she's bang wrong about the misunderstood monster.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.