8 Times Wrestling Legends Made Complete Tits Out Of Themselves
2. Concessions Kane
WWE is a place where some of the most insane pitches ever made somehow make it to our screens. If there's one thing documentary series Unreal has confirmed, it's that there has to be a lot of processing behind things before they are approved for use on weekly television. In which case, the question has to be asked: Who in the red-and-black hell thought that Concessions Kane is something that would appeal to any fan, anywhere?!
As part of the never-ending Authority stories that were tedious to put it mildly, Kane found himself as one of Hunter and Stephanie's lead goons. Team Authority lost their match against Team Cena at the 2014 Survivor Series. As such, The Authority wielded their power to humiliate the team members who'd let them down.
Cue 'Concessions Kane'.
It's as on the nose as it sounds, with the former 'Big Red Machine' being relegated to selling refreshments on the concourse for the 24 November edition of Raw. It was every bit as bum as that sounds, as Concessions Kane was belittled by his shift manager and goaded by Santino Marella before everything culminated in Ryback attacking him and covering the legend in ketchup and mustard.