8 'Totally Serious' Guesses To The Identity Of WWE's "White Rabbit"

WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN RABBITMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?

After being mercilessly booed out of the arena at WrestleMania 37, Hulk Hogan will have to think outside the box for one last run in the wrestling business. And brother, the White Rabbit might just be that

Consider the evidence. When you hear "One pill makes you larger" in the context of a wrestling show, who else would you think of but wrestling's greatest proponent of size-altering pills? And no, that's not just a lazy joke about Hogan's steroid abuse.

For wrestling fans of a certain age, the memory of Hulk shilling his Python Powder protein shake, complete with not-at-all suspicious white pills, manages to stand out even amongst the raging insanity of '80s WWE. Could Hogan be about to return to shill the benefits of taking your "vitamins" to Generation Z?

And speaking of old men on the comeback trail...