8 'Totally Serious' Guesses To The Identity Of WWE's "White Rabbit"
3. Frank
Time: 3:00 a.m. Location: The Levesque family home.
A phone rings. A sleepy Triple H picks it up.
"Hey Paul, it's Vince."
"Hey Vince. You know you can sleep like a normal human being now, right?"
"I'll sleep when I'm dead. Anyway, I finally got time to watch movies now I'm retired, and I just saw something called 'Donnie Darko' last night. It's such good s**t! We gotta market this 'Frank' guy!"
"Donnie Darko? Didn't that come out in, like, 2001?"
"Who cares! Rabbits are timeless! Remember that rabbit I was supposed to dress up as? Or when we had Miz and John Morrison dress up as rabbits in the lead up to WrestleMania? Bunny equals money!"
"..."
"You there, pal?"
"I'm hanging up now, Vince".
"Wait, before you go! Who the hell is this Johnny Garga-"
*click*