8 'Totally Serious' Guesses To The Identity Of WWE's "White Rabbit"
2. Bray Wyatt
Oh fine, we may as well have at least one semi-sensible theory in this article.
Despite WWE playing their cards close to their chest on the White Rabbit's real identity, the current scuttlebutt is that Professional Wrestling's grand guru of cryptic crap may be about to make his return. After all, this has all the hallmarks of a Bray Wyatt special - spooky silliness, overt theatricality, and twitter falling over itself to ascribe deeper meaning to a marketing stunt.
One the one hand, we'd be happy to see Bray come back. WWE did Wyatt dirty on his release, and his return would be a sign of the company moving on from the mistakes of the past.
But one of those mistakes they need to move on from is Bray's booking. If Wyatt is to return, this will be his third chance to recover from the atrocious booking that saw his cult leader transform from the "Eater of Worlds" to "Eater of Pins" and made the Fiend a flame-grilled laughing stock.
As such, let us offer WWE an idea for Bray's first major storyline upon his return...
(For what you are about to read, we are truly sorry).