8 'Totally Serious' Guesses To The Identity Of WWE's "White Rabbit"
1. Jake Paul
Let's assume all goes according to rumour and Bray returns on SmackDown this Friday.
Except not really! Instead, we get another installment of Firefly Fun House, where Wyatt teases that the White Rabbit will be a symbol of change and rebirth to WWE.
Six weeks of rabbit-hyping mumbo-jumbo follow, until Crown Jewel.
It's the main event. Roman Reigns is about to finish off Logan Paul.
But then, Bray Wyatt appears on stage as The Fiend. Roman sends the Bloodline to take him out, but they are no match for him.
While this is going on, a man in a rabbit costume enters the ring. While the referee is distracted by the Fiend/Bloodline shenanigans, the rabbit-man levels Roman with a punch.
Logan recovers enough to crawl over to the now unconscious Roman and pin him 1-2-3.
Logan Paul is the new, undisputed WWE Champion.
The rabbit runs into the ring, staring at Logan. He then slowly unmasks and... it's Jake Paul, God's Strongest YouTuber™!
The brothers embrace, Twitter explodes and wrestling fans across the world weep into their slackened jaws.