8 Ups & 4 Downs From Impact Wrestling (Feb 11)

2. Whipped Like A Government Mule

It's a shame the Moose and Rhino backstage segment is on the Down side of this week's column, seeing as for the past few weeks, the pair have typically been found in amongst the Ups. Clearly, Taurus was the secret weapon there.

Moose was getting a massage treatment to remove the pain in his ass, while bragging about not having to prepare for his upcoming bout with 'The War Machine' seeing as he defeated the ECW legend at Hard To Kill. Just as 'Mr Impact Wrestling' was gearing up his level of gloating, Rhino entered and the masseuse left, allowing Moose to be whipped with the towel he was wearing.

Everything about this was terrible. Moose's gloating, while it fit his character of 'I'm the best thing this company has seen', it didn't do anything whatsoever to further the story between the pair. Considering the rivalry has been stagnating since the 12 January pay-per-view, bar a few good matches involving Taurus, it desperately needs to be moved forward to ensure it doesn't become a completely boring story to watch.

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