8 Ways WWE's Booking For Survivor Series Has Made No Sense
5. The Authority Are Idiots
What do Mr. Money in the Bank, the worlds strongest man, an undefeated super-athlete, a giant hillbilly freak and a 7-ft Libertarian demon have In common? Theyre all morons, apparently. On this past Raw, the collective five men assembled to represent The Authority, along with Triple H, Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury, all stood idly by while oneloneman ran them down over the course of about five minutes. He clowned them all while they stood there making mad faces but failing to realize that they had a tremendous numbers advantage and capitalizing on a chance to injure their opponent. It wasnt until all of Team Cena ran into the ring one by one and evened up the odds that they finally decided to break out into fisticuffs. Granted there have been instances where they did utilize their strength and attack when their foes were weak, but the particular segment in question was such an egregious lapse in logic that its impossible to overlook. Heels should be cheating, jumping people and trying to take out their opponents before a big match, not standing there cowering to a bunch of jokes while enjoying a 9-on-1 advantage.
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