9 Dusty Rhodes Promos WWE Fans Must Watch

6. The Cold-Blooded Sausage-Maker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=75&v=Jpl_yWYNZVs

"I am the cold-blooded sausage-maker, and you the little piggies!"

Then World Television Champion Dusty Rhodes won't ever be matched on the microphone. But what the best talkers have done historically is draw comparisons to other stories, or tell stories within stories. This was one classic example of that.

Dusty told the tale of the cold-blooded sausage-maker, who'd scale through the woods and catch pigs to make into sausage meat - without a care in the world for anything but himself. Dusty was the man who protected the pigs, according to the stories he'd tell to his children. 

But in this case and his feud with Tully Blanchard and Baby Doll, it was Rhodes who saw himself as the cold-blooded sausage-maker. Dream sent a message that he was the one doing the hunting this time, and that he'd had the two in his sights. 

There was of course one extra little dig at Baby Doll too, just for good measure.

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