9 Things That Could Be In Erick Rowan's Cage

1. Hornswoggle

Erick Rowan Hornswoggle Cage
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You know it. I know it. It's bloody Hornswoggle in there.

If WWE has any mysterious "in there", then it's always going to be Vince McMahon's illegitimate son that climbs out.

And when he finally emerges, being the champion of the MeToo movement that he is, the former World's Sexiest Midget will chase the nearest woman all the way up the ramp and to the back. Because she doesn't find him attractive, you see. Because he's small.

And somewhere in the silence that echoes from the crowd, a septuagenarian will wipe away tears of laughter and roar "It's such good s**t!"

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