9 Unhinged R-Truth Skits That Had You Doubting His Sanity

5. I Don't Even Know If That's PG

When Wade Barrett interrupted R-Truth's in-ring promo on Monday Night RAW on 16th January 2012 to pontificate on how he was going to win the Royal Rumble in two weeks, Truth had material ready for him in the form of a Titantron mocking spot. This traditional WWE babyface's tactic (an important strategy in the long-running fight to convince audiences that the largest wrestling company in the world is run by nine-year-olds) usually involves badly photoshopped pictures of the heel in question looking like a poo, or a lady, or a lady covered in poo. But not here! Not today! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQSd3eKfjKE No, here we had badly photoshopped pictures of R-Truth himself next to characters from Disneyworld, where he'd allegedly spent the morning. Of course, Truth still had to run though Vince McMahon's childish version of a comedy sketch - here dissing Barrett's chances of winning the big Rumble match - but Ron Killings made it all his own, up to and including the earnestly delivered line, "I don't even know if that's PG!"
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