9 Unhinged R-Truth Skits That Had You Doubting His Sanity

4. Truth Doesn't Know What A Sitting Duck Is

Two months after The Miz ended their tag team partnership the same way he ends all of his tag team partnerships - with a cheap shot/beatdown - R-Truth returned as a vengeful babyface to deliver a beatdown of his own. This being WWE, of course, it wouldn't end there. No, the good guy had to stalk and pursue the bad guy to get revenge over and over, because obsessively victimising people who once did them wrong is how WWE babyfaces get closure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1DejCXA4mY On the first RAW of 2012, The Miz went to John Laurinaitis - the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations and the interim GM of RAW - for help because Miz felt helpless and trapped, not knowing when Truth would attack him again. Miz, unhappy with Laurinaitis' dismissive attitude, stormed off ranting about sitting ducks. As he vanished off into the middle distance, his nutbar of a nemesis appeared from stage left, bugged at the camera for a moments, and then tucked his arms to start flapping and quacking like a duck. No one knows for sure why he did this, or what occasioned it, but it seems likely that Truth heard Miz' parting words and was doing an impression of 'a sitting duck'. Given that, in this scenario Truth was the hunter, this indicates to me that he may not have been entirely aware of what a sitting duck actually was.