9 Ups And 11 Downs From WrestleMania 32

8. An Impromptu Record

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Ever since WrestleMania I, the record for quickest match has €œofficially€ stood at nine seconds, when King Kong Bundy demolished S.D. Jones. However, that record was rather dubious, as the actual match time was more than twice as long.

Sunday, WWE rewrote the record books by having the Rock agree to an impromptu match against Erick Rowan. The Wyatt Family member swung wildly, missed and Rock hit a Rock Bottom for the quick 1-2-3. And just like that, a new record of six seconds (in real time) was established.

Sure, it wasn€™t a real match, and it was extremely convoluted, but hell, it isn€™t like someone fixed the Super Bowl. It was a fun moment, and who didn€™t freak when Rock removed his clothes to reveal his wrestling gear?

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Scott is a former journalist and longtime wrestling fan who was smart enough to abandon WCW during the Monday Night Wars the same time as the Radicalz. He fortunately became a fan in time for WrestleMania III and came back as a fan after a long high school hiatus before WM XIV. Monday nights in the Carlson household are reserved for viewing Raw -- for better or worse.