9 Wrestling Moves That Could Legit Kill You

4. Stinkface

Talk about adding insult to injury.

The most obvious cause of death here is death by asphyxiation. Any situation in which you are expecting to breath more butt than oxygen is going to end badly if it goes on for too long.

Although exact figures of "death by facesitting" are tricky to get hold of, we do know that the average person will lose consciousness after around 40 seconds of smothering and will likely die in the next couple of minutes when oxygen concentrations dipping below 5%.

Even if you do manage to remember your safe word in time, getting somebody's butthole pressed against your major sensory organs opens you up to all kinds of nasty infections. No matter how well a person wipes, close contact with their nethers is a good way to introduce things like salmonella, shigella, E.coli and aeromonas into your system, the results of which are not exactly party central.