Camp WWE: 15 WTF Moments From Episode 1
5. Vince Calls Cena A "Sexy Dog"
As Cena goes on the run from Vince and Steph demands that he not use Sgt. Slaughter to take Cena out, Vince instead has a Hell in a Cell descend from the sky, before he tells Trips and Steph, "I'm gonna hunt him down like a dog. A beautiful, hypo-allergenic, sexy dog."
Was Vince just calling John Cena sexy? That's odd enough considering Vince's rather obvious sexual orientation (though we've certainly got nothing against him going either way), but when you consider that Cena is just a boy on this show, it's dialed all the way to straight-up creepy.