Camp WWE: 18 WTF Moments From Episode 3

8. The Slaughter Hack Song

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As Slaughter and his campers begin building shelter for the night, he tells them to never forget the "Slaughter Hacks".

Slaughter then breaks into song as he lists a number of apparent hacks for camping out in the wilderness, including setting a crayon on fire to help make a bonfire, using a bandana to collect rainwater, baking soda to clean dirty dishes, a fence of sticks to keep bears away, dirty socks to keep away bees, chap stick for injured knees, a tin full of change as an alarm, and finally, "The best ZZ Top song is still La Grange."

At this point the campers, who have been responding "That's a Slaughter Hack!" to every hack, lose their enthusiasm and mumble, "That's not quite a Slaughter Hack..."

 
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