CFO$'s 20 Best WWE Themes

There were two distinct phases to Jack Swagger's WWE career. In the first half, he became ECW and World Heavyweight Champion, and brought us boundless joy in the form of the majestic and endangered Swagger Soaring Eagle. During this period, the cornfed All-American American was ushered to the ring by a cacophonous Rage Against the Machine cover band. When Big Hoss was repackaged with the delightful gimmick of "bumbling racist", he got this killer theme.

It's so militantly American that it puts Sgt. Slaughter's theme to shame. It sounds like Captain America is about to crash through a window while throttling Hitler. It's also the best theme that Cesaro's had in WWE, since that guy's had theme song luck like Swagger's had... luck of any kind.