Every Swept WWE Survivor Series Team Ranked From Worst To Best

5. Bam Bam Bigelow, Bastion Booger And The Headshrinkers (1993)

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Another iconically bad Survivor Series team, this miserable quartet was an example of the sum being far less than its parts. The team was white-washed by the combination of Men on a Mission and the damn Bushwackers, all of whom were dressed as clowns. What is it with clowns and substandard Survivor Series teams?

They were embarrassed by clowns, but take a look at those names. Plenty has been written about Bam Bam Bigelow, the hipster's hoss, one of the all-time great wrestling big men and a proven performer throughout his career. To put all of this into context, Bigelow was 16 months out from main-eventing WrestleMania.

The Headshrinkers were a tremendous tag team, offensive gimmick notwithstanding. Fatu went on to have a more than decent career as dancing fat-man Rikishi, but it is easy to forget how effective The Headshrinkers were, both as heels here and as babyfaces alongside Cpt. Lou Albano. They deserved more than to be demolished by clowns. There's no point talking about the methods of elimination; Samu by water balloon, Fatu by actual banana peel.

And then there was Bastion Booger. Poor, disgusting Bastion Booger. A journeyman wrestler also known for his time in WCW as Norman the Lunatic, Booger's gimmick was a literal punishment, albeit a punishment that the former Friar Ferguson decided to keep using once his WWE stint came to an end. Actually, come to think of it, maybe Bastion Booger deserved to be beaten by clowns.

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