2. The Ultimate Weapon
Now it's time for a movie that's so bad, you probably can't even find it on DVD/home video at this point. For Hulk Hogan, however, it's just another day at the office (yes, we're stealing from the typical action movie voice over in the trailer). First off, let me just say how nice it is to see Terry Hulk Hogan recognized by his real name. Yes. Terry. Hulk. Hogan. That's it. Adding Bollea would have broken some sort of clause in the voice over guy's contract regarding using no more than three names for any one actor, and Hulk Hogan Bollea sounds like some sort of deli shop special. "I'll have the Hulk Hogan Bollea with a side of fries, and hold the pickles." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4NGyu5OeJ8 So Terry Hulk Hogan (sigh) plays Hardball Cutter in this one, a man with one of the worst tough guy names to ever grace the silver screen. He's out for revenge on the man who tried to rape his daughter. Woah, this just got real. Don't worry though, the attempted rape was just to lure Cutter into a trap - which clearly worked. Just like this entire movie is an attempt to lure the audience into thinking Hogan was still an action star in the late 90s. It's an attempt to get Hogan back into the action game after he really hadn't done anything action-worthy since No Holds Barred, and while he probably should have been doing real action flicks all along, you can file it under too little, too late. By 1998, Hogan was already hitting his nostalgia phase, and trying to sell him as an action hero just wasn't going to cut it (wonder why he hasn't been asked to do the Expendables when even Stone Cold managed to get in there? That's why - he was never really an action guy). Don't worry though - we'll always have Rocky. Just don't watch this. Which shouldn't be too hard.