If WWE Superstars Were Football Teams...

4. The Undertaker - Brazil

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The Undertaker has been a major attraction ever since he first arrived in the WWF. Such is his legacy and popularity that the character now assumes a virtually mythical status, and any opportunity to see the Phenom is hotly anticipated as an increasingly rare privilege.

Even during his most creatively barren periods (a.k.a. American Badass 'Taker), the magic of the Deadman was still highly in evidence. The same applies to the superstars of the seleçao; no matter how poor the Brazil national team becomes, fans still flock to see them.

No matter what, the magical, mythical presence of Brazil will always steal the show at any major tournament, just as the Undertaker's means he can no longer be eclipsed by any other nominal main-event stars.

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