It's The WWE Olympics!

4. Weightlifting: Mark Henry

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This isn't even speculative: Mark Henry has competed as an Olympic weightlifter twice before. Heck, the whole man's career is built on his bench-pressing prowess.

Admittedly, his last participation in the events came twenty years ago, but what's two decades to a man like Big Mark? Why, just fourteen years ago he was claiming the crown of the inaugural Arnold Classic! And as far as I'm concerned, 2002 was just a blink of the eye away.

I realise Henry didn't even manage to claim gold when he was an Olympian in his prime, but come on! We've been told he is the World's Strongest Man for this entire century, and I'm quite sure WWE wouldn't fabricate claims of such considerable importance. And to be fair, there's more than enough evidence to quantify the statement.

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