It's The WWE Olympics!

Perfect attunement is the key to synchronisity, and there's no team in WWE currently as perfectly co-ordinated as The New Day. The trio share a hive-mind like telepathy, the cohesion of their teamwork elevating them above every other tandem on the roster (although let's face it, the competition is not particularly stiff).

There's also the small matter of the fact that synchronised swimming demands four participants, and - if we include Francesca (and ignore for a moment that she's a brass musical instrument), - The New Day are the only quartet that fit the bill. The Wyatt Family's recent separation rules them out, which is somewhat unfortunate. Could any Olympic pool contain them?

Were they to go their own ways, each of The New Day could pose a significant threat in an individual event. Big E is natural powerlifter, Kofi Kingston would be hot on the heels of Fandango in the gymnastics, and Xavier Woods? It has to be boxing, given his background as Consequences Creed. But they'd rather compete together. It's heartening just how tightly knit the three are.

It's a shame unicorns don't exist, or else I'd stick them in the equestrian too. Ain't no rules banning horned horsies.