It's The WWE Olympics!

2. 100m: Sasha Banks

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Vince McMahon once notably remarked that Sasha Banks only knows one speed: flat-out. That's pretty much the entire basis for selecting her to compete in the 100m sprint. It'll be an effort to pad this one out.

It's tenuous, but it's not unfair. Is there another woman on WWE's roster who moves with the alacrity of the Boss? There are no slouches amongst them, but one feels Sasha ever-so slightly has the edge.

She also no stranger to having a big lump of bling suspended from her neck; a gold medal would suit her just perfectly.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.