It's The WWE Olympics!

1. Equestrian: Triple H

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This may seem a strange choice, but in actual fact it is perhaps the most logical selection out of the entire lot. The Triple H we know today doesn't seem like your typical dancing pony aficionado, but those with much longer memories recall a time when The Game was more than comfortable with a riding crop in one hand and a saddle between his legs.

When he debuted in WWE, the blood coursing through Hunter Hearst Helmsley's less bulgy veins was distinctly blue. A Greenwich snob, Hunter was no stranger to the typical pursuits associated with the landed gentry. Horse riding was chief amongst them.

He even used to stride down to ring wearing a riding jacket and jodhpurs! All that was missing was the horse (which is an admittedly pretty large component of riding).

The King of Kings excelled at main eventing wrestling shows. Why couldn't he excel at Eventing at the Olympics?

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Editorial Team

Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.