John Cena Got "Accidental Boners" During Some WWE Matches
Hustle. Loyalty. Maintain eye contact.
If you're depressed by all the negativity currently swarming the wrestling world, then this whopper of a throwback will maybe put a cheeky smile on your face.
It's certainly light-hearted enough.
On an episode of Andy Cohen's 'Watch What Happens Live' last summer, John Cena revealed that he's popped a few boners during select WWE matches over the years. Maybe that's why he switched to those baggy jean shorts instead of sticking (careful) to those skin-tight lycra shorts.
In all seriousness, JC noted that he wasn't turned on by the excitement of his matches. Instead, he just couldn't stop his body from reacting 'naturally'. That's why he's not too embarrassed to admit that he had a woody or two throughout his iconic career.
There's no word on exactly when Cena got boners, but revisiting his matches via the WWE Network now comes with a rather different dynamic. A game of 'Spot The Stiffy' might become part of your Cena-watching experience.
Being honest, this writer isn't sure what's worse: Cena holding his hand up and admitting to mid-match hard-ons, or all the crappy boner jokes he's managed to stuff into this news post.
Sorry.