Ranking Every Wrestling Wedding EVER!

17. Kurt And Karen Angle

One of the least necessary wedding...uh angles, involved Kurt and Karen Angle on Impact in 2008. The two had already been married for years, so it all seemed a bit pointless. Still, Impact at that time wasn’t known for doing things that made a lot of sense, and so the couple decided to renew their vows for the world to watch.

After a bit of heelish lovey dovey stuff, Samoa Joe and Kevin decided they’d had enough of people being happy and objected to the masquerade. Joe said their initial plan was to jump Kurt in the parking lot after the show with baseball bats. That might have been the better way to go, or maybe before the show even to save fans from this segment.

The babyfaces ran down to the ring and knocked down Angle’s little buddy A.J. Styles, who fell into Karen and the minister. Joe and Nash stripped Kurt down to his underwear outside of the ring, and when the confused minister got back to his feet he pronounced Styles and Karen man and wife. A.J. went for the kiss, and the show ended on a cliffhanger.

The ending was a bit of fun wrestling ridiculousness, but the rest was rather bland. The entire story led to a match at Slammiversary, where two of the best wrestlers on the planet delivered a surprisingly underwhelming match.

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