Ranking Who Was REALLY The Worst Wrestler Every Year 1990-2021

30. 1992 - Nailz

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Backstory was quite nifty, his debut almost harrowing by WWF standards.

*Extremely Bruce Prichard voice*

"Anything you say, boss! Hey, look over there - Paul just lost a war with tiny soldiers! Demote him!"

"Oh, I said the quiet part loud. And then the bell rang!"

Once the kiddies stopped being scared of Nailz's modulated voice, they became bored sh*tless by his work. Nailz threw jobbers against the turnbuckle, and when they crumpled to the floor, he joined them with an assortment of chokes. Then, when he finally picked them up and fired them into the ropes, he caught them with a sleeper.

Nailz throttled. That was his thing.

The easiest WWF payday ever, and the cheeky f*cker thought he was worth more!

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