Lets be clear right away: In no way, shape or form would a wrestling feud between these two be great by any definition. However, a series of promos against each other would be highly entertaining. If you thought Rock calling Cena a homeless Power Ranger who looks like a big fat bowl of Fruity Pebbles was hilarious, imagine the back-and-forth between Big Poppa Pump and the Peoples Champ. The Steiner who entered WWE in late 2002 was broken down and beyond the sell by date. His matches against Triple H in early 2003 were an embarrassment, and Steiner was quickly sent plummeting down the card. Had he gotten at least a month-long feud with The Rock, we surely would have been treated to Rocky openly mocking Steiners unintelligible promos, his chainmail headdress and his cartoonish physique. And Steiner with a live mic is always entertaining. Rock is one guy who could handle that situation. But by God, keep them out of the ring together.
Scott is a former journalist and longtime wrestling fan who was smart enough to abandon WCW during the Monday Night Wars the same time as the Radicalz. He fortunately became a fan in time for WrestleMania III and came back as a fan after a long high school hiatus before WM XIV. Monday nights in the Carlson household are reserved for viewing Raw -- for better or worse.
