The Last Days Of Heel John Cena
When it's not destroying something you love, it's f*cking funny how much Vince McMahon just hates almost every single thing and person and place in his life.
And never is it funnier than when his official Twitter account pays glowing tribute to 'The Champ' on his birthday while - in side-splitting contrast - offers ice cold birthday salutations to Shane McMahon as if a macro had been written to auto-tweet when it got reminded of the day on Facebook.
For every "Happy Birthday, @shanemcmahon!" there's a "Happy birthday to @WWE’s Babe Ruth, @JohnCena! I really can’t describe in words how much @JohnCena means to me and the @WWEUniverse. #HustleLoyaltyRespectLove" and a "He’s the standard-bearer, the benchmark and the epitome of what it means to be a Superstar in #WWE and in life. Happy Birthday to 16-time World Champion, @JohnCena!"
Yes, this perhaps stands as supporting evidence as to why 'The Money's been jumping from very high places for half of his life, but moreover it highlights just why The Chairman had no interest in flipping Cena again once he was at long last a hero. For all the things and people and places he f*cking hates, he absolutely loves - loves - the babyface John Cena gimmick for all the cash it made him and the high bar it set for every other top guy to follow.
What's magic about that now, is how different it used to be - and how rapidly Cena changed the chairman's perception ahead of a career-defining moment in 2002...
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