The (WWE) Fake News Awards
2. 'Humility' - Vince McMahon
It takes incredible dignity, grace and class to be your industry's market leader, a certified billionaire and have a body worthy of gracing Muscle and Fitness magazine, but Vince McMahon literally has it all. Not like you'd know! The WWE Chairman is a notoriously private and introverted man, masking his achievements and celebrating only the success of others.
Taking control of his Father's company and managing to 'renegotiate' every deal Vince Sr had carefully struck up with local promoters countrywide, McMahon expanded his empire on a foundation of honesty and trust. Mostly.
He then went on to single-handedly launch his brand without the help of any major stars, steering the company through quieter spells before doing the exact same thing again a decade later. That he managed all of this without a sniff of legal or ethical trouble along the way is a similarly rare feat.
A marvel of the modern world, Vince McMahon should really pat himself on the back a little more than he does. Like George Harrison before him, he'll forever be considered 'The Quiet One' behind such phenomenal success.