Toni Storm Takes A Shot At Triple H After AEW Dynasty

Timeless Toni took shots at Triple H, Nikki Bella, and "cinema" with her post-Dynasty comments.

by Andrew Pollard
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Having retained the AEW Women's Championship against Thunder Rosa in an excellent match at Dynasty last night, Toni Storm was in no mood to mess around in the post-PPV media scrum.

Reading a prepared statement, Timeless Toni told those who talk about "cinema" to "go and watch a f**king movie", mocked the people talking about "goosebumps" and "stories", said that Nikki Garcia (fka Nikki Bella) opted against joining AEW because "she can't hold a p**sy-scented candle" to what Storm does, and in a veiled shot at Cody Rhodes calling Triple H to the ring at the end of WrestleMania XL Night 2, Toni promised to never call "Anthony" Khan into the ring no matter how many stories she finishes.

Of course, "cinema" is a word that's been thrown around by WWE and its fans across the past year or more, particularly where it pertains to the Bloodline. As for "goosebumps", the Rock forever shows off his goosebumps whenever he makes a WWE appearance. And as for "stories", a large chunk of wrestling fans grew extremely tired of hearing about Cody "finishing his story".

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Where Nikki Garcia comes into this, last week saw her reveal that she nearly called Tony Khan about joining AEW in the aftermath of seeing Mercedes Moné debut for the promotion. Ultimately, Nikki opted against making that call after deciding she instead wanted to stay at home with her young son rather than get back on the road to wrestle.

Toni Storm also, err, stormed out of the media scrum when she was asked about Mariah May possibly becoming the #1 ranked challenger for the AEW Women's Title. At present, May is ranked #4.

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