Trying To Make Sense Of WWE’s BIZARRE Booking Right Now

Viking Raiders II
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Finally some wrestling, says the prospective new wrestling fan, and it is here that they first encounter the Viking Experience! The Viking Experience isn’t a totally naff name to this new fan, because they remain an innocent. Be kind. You once thought Tajiri should have went over Steve Austin for the strap. This innocence is nice.

This new fan is ready to Experience some Vikings! Erik and Ivar, to them, are what the Legion of Doom were to you: badass destroyers who mince hapless dorks. The name doesn’t matter, and whoops, neither does the act. The new fan cannot Experience some Vikings, because the Viking Experience are now the Viking Raiders, and the Viking Raiders have now vanished off the face of the f*cking earth. Their souls are in Valhalla now, having died bravely in combat.

But they won their last match on May 6—against the RAW Tag Team Champions. Does this Vince McMahon guy not like tag teams?

Hey, you’re starting to get it!

But what gives? The crowd seemed to like them. I liked them. Are they injured?

No—but if they were, the company may have blamed the absence of two guys who have appeared on RAW just three times for tumbling ratings. Vince blamed Akam in the last conference call, for f*ck’s sake.

Akam? Who’s that?

You will never, ever find out.

But the Viking Raiders won. That counts for something, doesn’t it? That counts for everything, doesn’t it? Why does it instead count for absolutely f*cking nothing? *The new fan detects a pattern.* Why do the Champions keep losing? Those IIconics, Finn Bálor, Samoa Joe?

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Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and current Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!